Truth On the Internet

This premise of this blog is that anything put on the internet becomes a universal, objective moral truth. Oh you want argue this point? Well tough, not only is this already on the internet, making it true; but if need be it can be retroactive edited to make us true. Also, if statements made here are found to be existent elsewhere on the net then it makes it doubly true (a cashed copy on a search engine always counts). If you've heard second-hand from your friend's roommate who talked to this guy down at the bar who claims he read it on the internet then it must be true for the internet does not lie. How can a non-sentient entity such as the internet lie? Ergo, it must be true for it cannot be false. Like God? This, of course, is a universal, objective moral truth; so saith the Internet.